Wednesday, January 26, 2005

I was studying at Panera a few weeks ago, enjoying the free wireless internet and I noticed that this elderly woman was staring at me out the corner of her left eye. I was confused for a bit but I was so focused that I had no time to try to figure things out. About twenty minutes went by and this woman slowly made her way to the couch where I was studying. She got my attention and informed me that I should take my laptop off my genitals because that could cause infertility. I was puzzled and didn't really know how to react. All that came out of my mouth was "yeah, I wouldn't want that now, would I?" and I scooted my laptop to distal end of my lap.

Of course, the next thing was to look it up on Google and the following is what I found.

laptops on laps

Might as well get dual processor G5.

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